What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

What type of fish is best for fish tacos?

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

-mwahh

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

Why do some people feel down in summer, specifically in July and August? What could be the reasons behind this feeling of sadness during those months only?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

If you lived in South Africa, would you support nuclear power as a solution to the country's energy woes?

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

CNN anchors break down on air sharing last message from late MTV VJ Ananda Lewis - Entertainment Weekly

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this: